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Slap me, stab me, offend me, walahi, i will still forgive u... But if you jump me while sharing rice in a wedding party, i swear we will die there together. __________________________________________________________________________________________ ★Marriage is like JAMB you'll be admiring UNILAG and later ends up at AKWAPOLY __________________________________________________________________________________________ ★Nigerian Nurses are so rude ..They will call you by your sickness.. They be like; " Oga Diabetes where you de go?" LWKMD. __________________________________________________________________________________________ ★I unfriend you And you are still sending me Request back so me that unfriend you, I didn't have sense abi? __________________________________________________________________________________________ Some guys in a girl's DM be like; Hi, can we talk? I'm Tobi by name.... Bro, are you supposed to be Tobi by address? Or Tobi by...

Teacher:- what's wrong? Edem :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Edem are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye". Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The following morning Edem comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Edem:- Dad asked me again, Edem are u sleeping? & I shut up& kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me, so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming ..... Drop your comments below for us👇 Comment Form is loading comments...

A primary two teacher asked the class: Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread? The whole class was silent. The teacher then said: whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence. A little boy then stood up and said: sir, Jesus fed five thousand people. The teacher said: that's so good of you my boy. The teacher then gave him the two phones and said: ask me your own question so that I can answer and take back my phones. The boy asked the teacher: *What were the names of the five thousand people?* The teacher fainted. Drop ur comment below👇 Comment Form is loading comments...

The post reads, " if i were the president and my Aviation Minister sent me a Memo asking for my approval to set up a National Airliner with initial capital of federal government's $300 million and acquire airplanes , I will instantly send him a reply: Its will be; GOODBYE, PLS HAND OVER THE MINISTRY TO THE PERMSEC". See some funny retweets: What is your opinion?

I just saw this on Twitter and feel like crying Reno's tweet reads: "Just compare the people in this photograph to understand why Nigeria’s economy went into recession, why the Naira under @MBuhari is worth just half what it was worth under @GEJonathan and why you are paying more for petrol while the government is paying more for fuel subsidy! https://t.co/6NDmQCGEnt"

UNILAG Post-UTME registration, cut-off mark, eligibility, application cost, screening fee, deadline and other relevant details for the 2018/2019 academic session have been announced. Cut-off mark is 200. Application cost is N2000. The University of Lagos online registration for the Post-UTME Screening Exercise for Admission into ALL COURSES/PROGRAMMES for the 2018/2019 Academic Year will commence from 23rd July, 2018 to 3rd August, 2018. ELIGIBLE CANDIDATES: Candidates who made University of Lagos their first choice in the 2018/2019 UTME and scored 200 and above are eligible for screening. In addition, candidates must possess five (5) credit passes at one sitting in relevant O/level subjects including English Language and Mathematics. Candidates, who will not be sixteen (16) years of age by 31st October, 2018 are not eligible and need not apply. Candidates who do not participate in the Post-UTME Screening will not be considered for admission. SCREENING FEE: N2,000 REGISTRATI...

1. Federal University of Technology, Owerri ( FUTO ) 2. Imo State University ( IMSU ) 3. University of Lagos ( UNILAG ) 4. University of Nigeria ( UNN ) 5. University of Abuja ( UNIABUJA ) 6. University of Benin ( UNIBEN ) 7. University of Ibadan ( UI ) 8. University of Port-Harcourt ( UNIPORT 9. Ahmadu Bello University ( ABU ) 10. Ambrose Alli University ( AAU )

Do you want to study Civil Engineering? Do you want to study it in a Nigerian University? if So you may be interested in knowing the  list of required subjects for  Civil Engineering  in both O-level and JAMB. This is to inform all aspiring Civil Engineering Candidates in Nigeria that we have decided to make a list of  JAMB And WAEC (Olevel) Subject combination  required to study Civil Engineering in Nigeria. For those that don’t already know:  Engineering is the branch of science and technology concerned with the design, building, and use of engines, machines, and structures. Or can also be seen as the Practical Application of Science and Technology. According to Wikipedia:  Civil engineering is a professional engineering discipline that deals with the design, construction, and maintenance of the physical and naturally built environment, including works like roads, bridges, canals, dams, and buildings. Engineering Subject Combinations ...

One of Nigeria’s most controversial entertainers, Charles Oputa otherwise known as Charly Boy has reacted after his daughter, Dewy Oputa revealed herself as a lesbian  Defending his child and replying critics, Charly Boy stated that the best thing about being true to yourself, is that no one can tell you what you’ve already told them. Read also :  2018/2019 FUTA Post UTME / DE Screening Form is Out For Those going Gagas over my Princess Dewy’s post. Hear This. The best thing about being true to yourself is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you have just told them. Acceptance has to come from, Within. I am blessed with beautiful Children and grand children. Love ❤ em All.   See Wizkid’s Baby Mama’s Shocking Response… When Asked If She Regrets Meeting Him & Still L oves Him??? HTML Comment Box is loading comments...

Wizkid’s second baby mama Binta Diallo has revealed that she no longer loves the Nigerian Starboy, but she also said she does not regret meeting him. This was made known during a question and answer session on IG (a new feature on the app) as she gave her fans the opportunity to ask her any question. One fan asked ; Do you regret meeting Ayo’s dad ? she replied Absolutely NOT Then another asked ; Do you still love Wizkid..she then gave a straight NO as her answer. Binta also revealed that she never told her parents about her pregnancy, she only called her mother after she had been delivered of the child According to reports then (2016), Binta and Wizkid dated low key for a while and when she became pregnant things were kept on the low till she gave birth and shared the name of her son with her Instagram followers. !-- HTML Codes by Code-Generator.net --> Enter your comments here... Comment box generator

It's live on the red carpet of the BET Awards 2018 and here are the looks so far. The best of the entertainment industry grace the BET Awards 2018 red carpet in style and we are giving you the red carpet looks of the night. This year's BET Awards is currently live in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles with the top entertainers present to either perform, receive awards or show support. The theme of the night is "Blackanda", a tribute to the popular fictional African country, "Wakanda". Stars are out in their best and here are some of the outfits from the red carpet: This year also honours three of our very own stars, Davido, Tiwa Savage and Niniola , in the categories of Best International Act and Best New International Act . Davido and Tiwa Savage were nominated in the same category, Best International Act, while Niniola battles it out with other new international acts. We wish them all the best! BET Awards 2018 Yvonne Orji, Bozoma Saint John and other wome...

Who's who? Identical twins are confusing enough to tell apart and these two models are using that to their advantage. One of the twins, identified as Ruth Legesse posted up photos of herself and her twin sister dressed in identical outfits. At first glance, it looks as thought they may be conjoined twins but in real sense they just know how to pose well – plus had a dope photographer that captured the right angle to achieve what they wanted. In this shot, one twin is behind the other and has tucked her arm behind her while the twin behind her places her other hand forward. The attention to detail makes them look like they've worn one shirt. Did you think they were one person? DOCTYPE html> Name: Enter text here... The text area above is outside the form element, but should still be a part of the form. Note: The form attribute is not supported in IE.

 Nasarawa State Polytechnic Post UTME Form is out for the 2018/2019 Academic Session. The Nasarawa State Polytechnic has released the post UTME Screening form for all applicants of the University. Nasarawa State Polytechnic Post UTME Screening Exercise is scheduled for Monday 9th to Saturday 14th July, 2018 at 10:00am each day. Nasarawa State Polytechnic Post UTME  Eligibility . Candidates who made the Nasarawa State Polytechnic, Lafia their institution of First, Second or Third choice and scored 120 and above in the 2018 UTME. How to Apply for Nasarawa State Poly Post UTME Form. Candidates are required to pay a Non- Refundable Fee of Two Thousand Naira (N2,000.00) the Polytechnic Account at First Bank , Lafia Branch Account No. 2002430843 for Screening Form at present the Teller at the ICT Centre of the polytechnic to obtain the Screening Form. Furthermore, Candidates are to complete the Screening Form and proceed to their Departments of choice for...

LAUTECH Post-UTME registration, cut-off mark, eligibility, screening date, application cost, deadline and other relevant details further 2018/2019 academic session have been announced. Cut-off mark is 160. Cost is N2000. Deadline is July 26th. Screening holds July 27th-28th. Full details below… 1. ELIGIBILITY Notice is hereby given to all candidates that made Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso as their first choice and second choice of institution in the 2018/2019 Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) to a Post-UTME Computer Based Test (CBT) Screening Exercise between Friday, July 27th and Saturday, 28th July, 2018 at 10:00am. For an applicant to be eligible for the exercise, he/she must have scored 160 and above in the 2018/2019 University Matriculation Examination. The Post-UTME past questions of this school is currently not available. If you can obtain it, please do. Upload it here Read also: 2018/...